Completely anonymously, and nicked off Angel Mango, who do you fancy and why?

(Please, bored!)

Bah.  Comments screened and anonymous.  Say something nice to me to lift my spirits.

MOAN!

I am turning into a fecking old woman!

Being short, my weight gain has morphed me into a perfect circle.  I continue to gain weight no matter what I do (or, in the case as it is, don't) eat.  My medications have thinned my hair and a lot of it falls out when I brush it, so I look like I'm going bald and try not to brush my hair now.  So it goes all mad and I look like a tramp.  I have to keep my hair in a short old lady cut to disguise it a bit.  My medications have also put a staggering amount of weight on, and when I tell the doctors this, they say it's a side effect and to go on a diet.  I am on a diet, a diet of feck-all food.  

In addition, I am having troubles breathing.  Breathing!  Breathing is--- well, it's easy as breathing isn't it!  Up there with blinking on the 1000 easy things to do!  And! My eyesight is getting so bad that I am starting to see auras around people because they're so blurry.  Psychic? No, just blind.  Shouldn't I be all young and invincible, with elastic skin and skinny arms?!

Dear doctor, is it any wonder I am depressed when, with all my weighty (ha) body issues, I am physically disintegrating at 21 because of all the sodding medication I take?

Here is a meme.

The meme:
Ask me a question about each of the following:
1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal

It is anonymous so you can be super-cheeky!

I didn't go to Stay Beautiful in the end. Instead I stayed in and invented handshakes with Rob.

I never did post that Neil Innes interview, did I? Here it is, for your leisurely Saturday reading.

( That Neil Innes Interview Wot I Did- contains typos and stuff, Clinty can sort them out )

Now I have to get dressed, go to Marble Arch and get some money, then come back and clean this feckin' hole.

This is one of those pesky "Friends Only" journal-types I'm afraid.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Though if you had typed into google "Ardent admirer of Tiny Berry Covetting Monkeys" this could be your lucky day!

I hope that at least has softened the blow of this being an elitist friends only fare.

Or you could just leave me a comment if you want me to add you. If I like the cut of your jib or you have as varied and fascinating interests as me, I shall add you back.

Failing that, just talk crap and I'll talk crap with you.

Awww.

RED X